crackasaurus

To show one's crack with low rider jeans with no regard to others who may be within the crack viewing radius. This includes lack of underwear which accentuates the crack line. See "burnt" and "tore back."

Damn that crackasaurus! Always has to have her ass up in someone's face.

by poo,o, October 26, 2006

Crackasaurus

An old white man who is incredibly racist.

Dude, old man Jenkins is a total crackasaurus!

by Inspektahdeck October 18, 2014

crackasaurus

slang for crack addict with extreme habit. someone who has an unquenchable appetite for crack cocaine.

the crackasaurus smoked 10 eightballs of crack in under 30 minutes.

by hellhoundbrewingcompany May 13, 2009

Crackasaurus

Another term for crackhead however way funnier.

I saw her yesterday lighting a bubble in front of the corner store. What a crackasaurus

by Donzateks October 14, 2021

Arkansas Crackasaurus

When the pudgy, slightly overweight, yet mildly cute waitress is helping the table next to you, bends over, her shirt rides up, and behold, 6 inches of ass-crack is staring you in the face.

Dude, did you just see that Arkansas Crackasaurus rear it's ugly head at the next table over?

by Jimmy Crack-a-lactic-a February 17, 2010

crankasaurus

A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.

Watch out for Bob, he is a real crankasaurus this morning.

by beer head September 11, 2009

crapasaurus

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.

Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012