crackage

the offensive view, of the crack of an overweight person's ass, that sticks out above their pants, when bending over or sitting on a backless chair or bench. coin slot

Frank was ruining everyone's appetite at the picnic with his sweaty crackage hanging out of his pants.

by dacabinator May 30, 2007

Crackage

Women's Butt Crack Cleavage = CRACKAGE. When NO THONG IS PRESENT (no whale tail), only butt crack. CRACKAGE.

"Wow check out that girls crackage, she didn't wear panties today, what a naughty girl."

"So this girl reached for the shoe box, and WOW, her Crackage was Everywhere!"

"I couldn't help but notice your crackage, can I take you out sometime?"

"Nice crackage, you're making me aroused, in the middle of the food court."

by Big_White_Ya_Know March 07, 2010

Crackage

crackage basicly means "Biff" or "Fail".

"That was total crackage."

by Is It What Is It April 08, 2009

Crackage

When you snort crack while enjoying scarfage and swoopage simultaneously

"mike partakes in some crackage during theology class"

by CharlusLasagnas December 12, 2019

crackage package

Butt cheeks, rump, flesh of the buttocks, flapper.

Don’t look at my crackage package.

by Burkey Turkey January 04, 2021

crackagated

When a small crack in an object propagates into a larger crack or many cracks.

I can't believe the scratch on my phone crackagated and now I can't see shit on my screen.

by SAM42069 April 27, 2021