Crackademy

An educational facility where one attends to either study or teach Cracktology

Crack user : I blew all my pay on crack and now I can’t afford to send my kids to school so they’ll have to study in the streets of (name of any suburb known for its drug-using population)”
Smug kid: “well because my dad is a Cracktologist, my parents can afford to send me to the best Crackademy”
Smug kid 2: yeah I’m going to Murray Bridge Crackademy because my dad is the number one Crack Dealer in Australia

Crackademy by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

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crackademic

A student who gets good grades while engaging in regular recreational drug use...often used for college students who study during the weekdays and party hard on the weekend using coke/amp/Ecstasy or any type of uppers

Also can refer to someone who uses uppers such as Adderall or Speed to stay up studying

person 1: "I thought Kartik was a nerd because he's always in the library"
person 2: "nah man, i saw him at a rave on saturday rollin hardcore, he's definitely a crackademic"

person 3: "how does Ray pull all those all nighters and get such good grades?"
person 4: "dude he's such a crackademic, he pops addys to help himself focus and stay awake"

crackademic by kurthudson November 2, 2009

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crackadamien nut

(n) someone who is acting as thought they were under the influence of drugs esp. crack; someone seemingly high

Dude, wtf? Why are you acting like a crackadamien nut?

crackadamien nut by Cassidy February 23, 2004

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Crackadeemus blabber jug

When a male takes a large drink of vodka/absinthe and the has another male place their testicles in his mouth and proceeds to gargle the alcohol whilst thrashing his tongue around his mouth erratically.

Aww mate, I got so wrecked last night I ended up giving Eddie a crackadeemus blabber jug! He shot all over my legs.

Crackadeemus blabber jug by MCTitmilkdanglerod March 24, 2021

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Crackauey

To a turn around 180 degrees abruptly. Most commonly occurs in a vehicle, but also can be performed on foot.

I forgot to get melk for my cereal, so I had to crackauey real quick and went back to the store to get some.

Crackauey by Bon E Tieler April 4, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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