Crackademy 

An educational facility where one attends to either study or teach Cracktology

Crack user : I blew all my pay on crack and now I can’t afford to send my kids to school so they’ll have to study in the streets of (name of any suburb known for its drug-using population)”
Smug kid: “well because my dad is a Cracktologist, my parents can afford to send me to the best Crackademy”
Smug kid 2: yeah I’m going to Murray Bridge Crackademy because my dad is the number one Crack Dealer in Australia

Crackademy by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

crackademic

A student who gets good grades while engaging in regular recreational drug use...often used for college students who study during the weekdays and party hard on the weekend using coke/amp/Ecstasy or any type of uppers

Also can refer to someone who uses uppers such as Adderall or Speed to stay up studying

person 1: "I thought Kartik was a nerd because he's always in the library"
person 2: "nah man, i saw him at a rave on saturday rollin hardcore, he's definitely a crackademic"

person 3: "how does Ray pull all those all nighters and get such good grades?"
person 4: "dude he's such a crackademic, he pops addys to help himself focus and stay awake"

crackademic by kurthudson November 2, 2009

crackadamien nut

(n) someone who is acting as thought they were under the influence of drugs esp. crack; someone seemingly high

Dude, wtf? Why are you acting like a crackadamien nut?

crackadamien nut by Cassidy February 23, 2004

Crackadeemus blabber jug

When a male takes a large drink of vodka/absinthe and the has another male place their testicles in his mouth and proceeds to gargle the alcohol whilst thrashing his tongue around his mouth erratically.

Aww mate, I got so wrecked last night I ended up giving Eddie a crackadeemus blabber jug! He shot all over my legs.

Crackadeemus blabber jug by MCTitmilkdanglerod March 24, 2021

Crackauey 

To a turn around 180 degrees abruptly. Most commonly occurs in a vehicle, but also can be performed on foot.

I forgot to get melk for my cereal, so I had to crackauey real quick and went back to the store to get some.

Crackauey by Bon E Tieler April 4, 2022