Crack user : I blew all my pay on crack and now I can’t afford to send my kids to school so they’ll have to study in the streets of (name of any suburb known for its drug-using population)”
Smug kid: “well because my dad is a Cracktologist, my parents can afford to send me to the best Crackademy”
Smug kid 2: yeah I’m going to Murray Bridge Crackademy because my dad is the number one Crack Dealer in Australia
Smug kid: “well because my dad is a Cracktologist, my parents can afford to send me to the best Crackademy”
Smug kid 2: yeah I’m going to Murray Bridge Crackademy because my dad is the number one Crack Dealer in Australia
by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
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