crack-friend

A poor, blank-English software translation of vagina and one of the funniest hyphenated words since sack-tits. Commonly encountered in emails from regions of the world with sophisticated penis-enlarging technology such as Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea. Upon encountering an offer containing this word, one should remember the ancient adage : "If it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely is true guy!"

"Women make joke at size of your male-aggregate; make there crack-friend your dominion! 49.95?$"

crack-friend by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

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Crack House Friend

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.

Crack House Friend by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023

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crack fiend

Someone who needs crack to get through the day...

The Loginator is a massive crack fiend.

crack fiend by Mar L June 14, 2011

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Crack Fiend

Crack Fiend originated during the Hawaiian industrial revolution. It was used to describe the workers who had become addicted to crack due to poor working environments. Therefore, crack fiend has been passed down through the generations of Hawaiians and has morphed into a new meaning. It now is used to describe annoying people, as well as people addicted to crack. And sometimes, it is used to describe people who wish they were addicted to crack.

You're a crack fiend!

Crack Fiend by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004