3 definitions by Q Roberts
A poor, blank-English software translation of vagina and one of the funniest hyphenated words since sack-tits. Commonly encountered in emails from regions of the world with sophisticated penis-enlarging technology such as Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea. Upon encountering an offer containing this word, one should remember the ancient adage : "If it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely is true guy!"
by Q Roberts January 2, 2008
The male gender form of "crack-friend". Received in unsolicited emails from the equatorial regions of the globe where advanced, terrifying, penis-modification clinics are as routine as jacking-off with the western-phantom grip is among star trek fans. A credit card number is often required to further research male-aggregate, dimensional evolution but the cost is well worth the reward.
Your male-aggregate make female creatures breathy with contempt! Make colossal your male aggregate with easy plastic money donation.
by Q Roberts January 2, 2008
An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 2, 2008