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crack game 

street silliness induced by drinking massive quantities of alcohol.

crack games usually occur on the street after a night of binge drinking, and they involve: placing garbage on cars, knocking shit over, yelling inappropriate things at passers-by, general harrassment of neighbors.
person 1: how did that mattress end up on my car?

person 2: ooooh shit, i forgot about that. we played the crack game last night!
crack game by bellewasok April 9, 2005
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Game Crack 

A substance unconsciously beamed from a/many game/games to a gamer's brain. Game Crack is highly addictive and when taken from a gamer, they will become highly depressed and possibly psychotic, killing anything in his/her sight.
Aw fu*k, my free-trial ended. I need 12$ a month for more game crack.
Game Crack by EMH559 March 7, 2004

crack house game

A crack house game is a game that lures you in with free content until you hit a micro transaction wall, you CANNOT advance any further unless you pay a shit ton of money for a crate that unlocks random content.
Once unlocked - you either get something shitty, or good.

Good: You can advance further into the game and hit another wall to pay yet again.
Shitty: You get something stupid, and it doesn't do shit, meaning you'll have to pay again.
Crack house games usually keep releasing content, the content usually persist of an op character that can only be unlocked with an expensive crate.
This shit keeps repeating itself so the players will keep paying to win.
Dumbass: WOOOH! LET'S GO BOIS, I JUST SPENT ALL MY MOM'S BANK MONEY TO BUY 3 CRATES! WOOOHH! I GOT, AN OP CHARACTER BOIS, LET'S GO!
Dumbass 2: FUCK YOU, I SPENT $200K FOR 9 CRATES AND GOT SHITTY CHARACTERS, I'M UNINSTALLING!
The Intellectuals Who Know About This Definition: Bruh, ya'll fags retarded asf, you deadass could've bought a homeless dude a house with all that money - instead of wasting it all on a retarded ass crack house game..
Dumbass 1 and 2: *Dumbass rage* FUCK YOU, THIS CHARACTER IN RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS IS MORE IMPORTANT A HOMELESS DUDE!!! *Autistic screaming*

gamer crack 

a game that is very addictive and time consuming.
gamer crack by Derrick Bowman January 28, 2006

Gamer Crack 

When someone playing a video game is so into the action they lean so far forward that there butt crack can be seen.

spin off on Plumber crack
Dude I can see your gamer crack back up.
Gamer Crack by Luscious Blackwood October 31, 2011

crankgameplays 

a loud blue haired boy on youtube named ethan nestor who is a literal ball of sunshine
"hey have you heard of crankgameplays?"
"yea, i love him!"
crankgameplays by crink.gumplz January 14, 2017

crankgameplays 

A soft boi named Ethan, also known as the backflip guy, that plays video games and does some reaction videos. He is friends with Markiplier, and was a big fan of him before they started being friends. He started a channel with Mark called "Unus annus" meaning "one year" in Latin, they chose this name because they will delete the channel after one year of it creation.
Have you seen the new crankgameplays video????
crankgameplays by for real bruh November 26, 2019