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crack ed kenny licks the floor
crack ed kenny by nimats bestie October 30, 2019

Crack Ed Coffee

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Crack'a-ed 

When a button-up/collar-up white guy punks an obviously more hip/street guy(aka: pretty much anyone who is not white-- with very few exceptions...I'm looking at you Scott Van Pelt).

They just got Crack'a-ed.
A black dude says something obviously white/lame and lame/white dude slams him for it. That brotha just got crack'a-ed.
Crack'a-ed by Brian Roy April 25, 2008

Crack Edit

A video (usually of sports cars) that is edited to be fast paced and overstimulating. Rapid cuts, electronic/phonk music, and captivating masking transitions edited to the beat.
"Chuck was up all night making a crack edit of a shopping cart"
Crack Edit by Isank March 5, 2026

cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.
cracked rear view by Stan West October 19, 2004

cracked a rat 

Letting loose a huge, slow, loud fart.
Omg did you hear kate? She totally cracked a rat while we were at the dinner table .
cracked a rat by kimk5 August 7, 2017