Definitions by Wordier
Robotting
When someone's voice becomes incredibly distorted or glitchy over an internet videocall platform due to a poor internet connection. Similar to someone "breaking up" over the phone. This often happens over audio-centric communication platforms such as Discord, or in video game chat in general.
In a CSGO Game
Player 1 (with bad internet): Rotating now. I̴͍͈̙̲͉͍͇͖̔̄͗̈́̃̽͐̈́͂̈́̐͘͝'̵̣̭̎̓͊̔̇̔̈́̕͘͝ͅm̶̩͕̳̐̑̒̎̍̈́͛́̋̔̅͛́ ̶̛̰̻̥͓̭͈͙̳͚͚̞̦̱̬̣̃̌̃̈́̌̓̒̿̏̆̇̿̿͠h ̢͚̯̪͔̾̈͗̒̀̆̾̉̂̓̔̄͝e̶̡͇̞̬͓̔̅̄̀̒́̿̀͘a ̲̟̟̝̩̝͓͎̙͓̗͍͑͑͊͝ͅḑ̴͙̥̙̭̖̦̜̔͊͑͜͠͠i ̨̧͔͍̖̞̰̮̦̇̈́͊̐̌͒͌̚̚̕ņ̶̳̞̥͔̪͙̰̬̮̲͉̞͓͋̄͗g ̧̮͍̼͓̐̀̈́̌̅̃̅̄̎͐̀͘ ̵͔͙͐͂̀̋̈́͆̀̊̐͑̓͂̓̆̂t ̨͔͔͔͇̀́̕͝ơ̵̻̩̯͎̺͓͙̘̽̅̈́̀̽͊̍̈̈́̿̿͋͜͝ͅ ̶̧̝̟͖̠̝̖̥̱͐̀͑̿͒̀̚͜ͅp̶̖͉͖̘͋̍̀̅̇̈́̔̿̾̈́͗̎̈́͋l ̛̪͍̻̣̓̀̽̊̐͋̊͝a ̡̬͉̅̈́̋n̵̛̝̞̱̂̆̊̈́̾͆͆͆͊̓͌̕t ̨̛͍͖̈́̓̔́̑͑̊̕̚ͅ ̛͓̮̯̽̇̊̅͆̉͆͆͛̎̕͠ō̴̹̝͔̺̟͍̣͚̦̼̩n̴͈̺̪̤͓̬̻̞̰̫͂͌͊ͅ ̟͚̳̬̭̯̫͓̤̪̎̍̃͊͊̔̔̐̀̇̑̎͜B ̡̡͙̥̳̤͉͕͚͇̥̥̇̉̍͋̋̉̄͊̅̈́͗̾̕͜͝͠ͅ ̶̛̦̦̯͕̺͇̠͗͜͝s ̡͉̖̘̱̤̱̫͇̤͕̙͎͛̓͋̄̎̅͒̕͜i ̹̔̾̾̔̿̄̅̈́͋̉͑̔̌̚̕͜ţ̶̤͔̜͍̈́͒̈̽̓̐̌̔̎͂̃͋e ̦̫̲͊̄͑͆̈́̉͌͆̕̚,̴̛̛̩̯̂̃̑̿͛̾̃̑̃̿̓̏͘ͅ ̛̞̭̪̬̈́͐̀͆̊̈ͅs̴̺̖̹̜̦͚͔̱͈̟̠̳̄̏̅̊̐̅̑̄̀̅̕͜ͅo̶̪̭̒͊̏͌̈́͑́͊̈́̈́m̴͕̱͛̿è̴̡̡̡̺͈͎̜̠̞͎̀̈̓̒̊̕͝͝͝ͅo̶̘̩̲̤͐̈́́̒̍̒̓̏͆͐͗̇̽͠n ̢̛̉̃͆͋͜͠e̵̞̩̱̰͕̤̩͂̏̀͐̊̃͘̚- ̧̮̤̟̤͖͙̩͇̗̭̠̺̋͐̀̋̋͝ͅ- ̻͎̹̲̙̳̤̭͂͝ơ̴̢̨͚͙̩͖̜̋̏̀̎͆n ̨̢̢̡̼̞̹͕̮̝̜͙̣̈͊̄̆͘͜ͅ-̵̦̾̑́̅͘̕͜͝- ̛̛̞̖̮̥̭̫͙̞́̏̓̃̿̚͝t ̧̘͋̒̂͋̄w ̨̨̱̘̯͚̜̬̥̗̲͋̔͋o̵̢̙͉͕̫͕̰̟̠̙̳̗̹͂̑̾̈́̓͗͒̅̾̓̀̚̕̚̕ ̴̡͖̥̩̩͙͓͇̃͐́͐́͊̑̏͆̇̚̚͘͝͝ͅṕ̵̧̢̛͚̠͕̩͕̀̆͆̋̏̅͋͠e ̨̻̲͛͗̋̓̄̉̍̈̓̒͠o ͔͈̾̄̇̈͝p ̢̦̭̠͔̪͈͔͕̫͇̰̂̄̐͂̍̀̿̍̌͝ļ̵̧̻͓̼̠̣̰̫̯̱͍̠̩̉̾͘͝e̶̛̛̻͖͚͔̤̽̍́̾̑̋̄̾̈́͗̅̍-̴̛̳̤̗̫̟̣̣̹̬̰̙̱̝̫̱͐̋̀-̶̛͈̰̖̙͉̻̼́͌̾͒̉̀͝b ̨͍͈̞͉͔͎͐̋́̏́̉̏̓̀̈̏̌̆͝e̶̢̖̹̬͎̠̘̱̭̖̪̅͋́̌̐̾͋̽̅ͅf̵̡̛͓̦̘̗͌̆͌̈͒o ̻̺̩̂̓̊͂̍̄̈́͂̀̓r ̜̜̈́̾̉̀͗̈́̆͗̐̽̓è̶̛̳͎̳̜̹̳̹̻̥̠̀͐͂͂̐̈́̃̈́́͐͝ ̵̨̺̙̘̘̫͖̹̼̳̱̅̑́̓̂͋̿̎̽̏̈́̆͝͝Î̵̧̦̳̼̪͕̠̻͎̓̓̑̚-̶̠͚̹͚̍-̶̢͙͈̙̠̤̳͋͊̉̍̑͐̑̀̈́̊͘͘͝t̴̨̰͒̔̋̒̚ḧ̴̡̢̧̢̠̼̻̮̗̝̟̽̋̂̈́̈ȩ̴̯̜͚̱͚͕̯̦̻͎̑͐̊͒̆̚͘͝ͅͅn ̻̫̂͒͌́͐̕. ̼̲̖͉̜͑̋̓̌̾̐̓͑̚͝
Player 2: Uhm... you're robotting pretty hard dude. I can't understand you.
Player 1 (with bad internet): Rotating now. I̴͍͈̙̲͉͍͇͖̔̄͗̈́̃̽͐̈́͂̈́̐͘͝'̵̣̭̎̓͊̔̇̔̈́̕͘͝ͅm̶̩͕̳̐̑̒̎̍̈́͛́̋̔̅͛́ ̶̛̰̻̥͓̭͈͙̳͚͚̞̦̱̬̣̃̌̃̈́̌̓̒̿̏̆̇̿̿͠h ̢͚̯̪͔̾̈͗̒̀̆̾̉̂̓̔̄͝e̶̡͇̞̬͓̔̅̄̀̒́̿̀͘a ̲̟̟̝̩̝͓͎̙͓̗͍͑͑͊͝ͅḑ̴͙̥̙̭̖̦̜̔͊͑͜͠͠i ̨̧͔͍̖̞̰̮̦̇̈́͊̐̌͒͌̚̚̕ņ̶̳̞̥͔̪͙̰̬̮̲͉̞͓͋̄͗g ̧̮͍̼͓̐̀̈́̌̅̃̅̄̎͐̀͘ ̵͔͙͐͂̀̋̈́͆̀̊̐͑̓͂̓̆̂t ̨͔͔͔͇̀́̕͝ơ̵̻̩̯͎̺͓͙̘̽̅̈́̀̽͊̍̈̈́̿̿͋͜͝ͅ ̶̧̝̟͖̠̝̖̥̱͐̀͑̿͒̀̚͜ͅp̶̖͉͖̘͋̍̀̅̇̈́̔̿̾̈́͗̎̈́͋l ̛̪͍̻̣̓̀̽̊̐͋̊͝a ̡̬͉̅̈́̋n̵̛̝̞̱̂̆̊̈́̾͆͆͆͊̓͌̕t ̨̛͍͖̈́̓̔́̑͑̊̕̚ͅ ̛͓̮̯̽̇̊̅͆̉͆͆͛̎̕͠ō̴̹̝͔̺̟͍̣͚̦̼̩n̴͈̺̪̤͓̬̻̞̰̫͂͌͊ͅ ̟͚̳̬̭̯̫͓̤̪̎̍̃͊͊̔̔̐̀̇̑̎͜B ̡̡͙̥̳̤͉͕͚͇̥̥̇̉̍͋̋̉̄͊̅̈́͗̾̕͜͝͠ͅ ̶̛̦̦̯͕̺͇̠͗͜͝s ̡͉̖̘̱̤̱̫͇̤͕̙͎͛̓͋̄̎̅͒̕͜i ̹̔̾̾̔̿̄̅̈́͋̉͑̔̌̚̕͜ţ̶̤͔̜͍̈́͒̈̽̓̐̌̔̎͂̃͋e ̦̫̲͊̄͑͆̈́̉͌͆̕̚,̴̛̛̩̯̂̃̑̿͛̾̃̑̃̿̓̏͘ͅ ̛̞̭̪̬̈́͐̀͆̊̈ͅs̴̺̖̹̜̦͚͔̱͈̟̠̳̄̏̅̊̐̅̑̄̀̅̕͜ͅo̶̪̭̒͊̏͌̈́͑́͊̈́̈́m̴͕̱͛̿è̴̡̡̡̺͈͎̜̠̞͎̀̈̓̒̊̕͝͝͝ͅo̶̘̩̲̤͐̈́́̒̍̒̓̏͆͐͗̇̽͠n ̢̛̉̃͆͋͜͠e̵̞̩̱̰͕̤̩͂̏̀͐̊̃͘̚- ̧̮̤̟̤͖͙̩͇̗̭̠̺̋͐̀̋̋͝ͅ- ̻͎̹̲̙̳̤̭͂͝ơ̴̢̨͚͙̩͖̜̋̏̀̎͆n ̨̢̢̡̼̞̹͕̮̝̜͙̣̈͊̄̆͘͜ͅ-̵̦̾̑́̅͘̕͜͝- ̛̛̞̖̮̥̭̫͙̞́̏̓̃̿̚͝t ̧̘͋̒̂͋̄w ̨̨̱̘̯͚̜̬̥̗̲͋̔͋o̵̢̙͉͕̫͕̰̟̠̙̳̗̹͂̑̾̈́̓͗͒̅̾̓̀̚̕̚̕ ̴̡͖̥̩̩͙͓͇̃͐́͐́͊̑̏͆̇̚̚͘͝͝ͅṕ̵̧̢̛͚̠͕̩͕̀̆͆̋̏̅͋͠e ̨̻̲͛͗̋̓̄̉̍̈̓̒͠o ͔͈̾̄̇̈͝p ̢̦̭̠͔̪͈͔͕̫͇̰̂̄̐͂̍̀̿̍̌͝ļ̵̧̻͓̼̠̣̰̫̯̱͍̠̩̉̾͘͝e̶̛̛̻͖͚͔̤̽̍́̾̑̋̄̾̈́͗̅̍-̴̛̳̤̗̫̟̣̣̹̬̰̙̱̝̫̱͐̋̀-̶̛͈̰̖̙͉̻̼́͌̾͒̉̀͝b ̨͍͈̞͉͔͎͐̋́̏́̉̏̓̀̈̏̌̆͝e̶̢̖̹̬͎̠̘̱̭̖̪̅͋́̌̐̾͋̽̅ͅf̵̡̛͓̦̘̗͌̆͌̈͒o ̻̺̩̂̓̊͂̍̄̈́͂̀̓r ̜̜̈́̾̉̀͗̈́̆͗̐̽̓è̶̛̳͎̳̜̹̳̹̻̥̠̀͐͂͂̐̈́̃̈́́͐͝ ̵̨̺̙̘̘̫͖̹̼̳̱̅̑́̓̂͋̿̎̽̏̈́̆͝͝Î̵̧̦̳̼̪͕̠̻͎̓̓̑̚-̶̠͚̹͚̍-̶̢͙͈̙̠̤̳͋͊̉̍̑͐̑̀̈́̊͘͘͝t̴̨̰͒̔̋̒̚ḧ̴̡̢̧̢̠̼̻̮̗̝̟̽̋̂̈́̈ȩ̴̯̜͚̱͚͕̯̦̻͎̑͐̊͒̆̚͘͝ͅͅn ̻̫̂͒͌́͐̕. ̼̲̖͉̜͑̋̓̌̾̐̓͑̚͝
Player 2: Uhm... you're robotting pretty hard dude. I can't understand you.
Land Lubber
A derogatory term for someone who lives on land, as opposed to on the water or ship. Often considered extremely offensive.
Land Lubber by wordier July 15, 2015
Nastivag
Red Hairing
Richard: Dude, last night this bitch gave me a Red Hairing so bad we had to cut off my pubes while they were still in her braces!
Nick: Are they still in there right now?
Richard: Fuck yeah!
Nick: Are they still in there right now?
Richard: Fuck yeah!
Red Hairing by wordier February 9, 2014
Hair Straightener
When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.
Hair Straightener by wordier January 10, 2014