crabapples 

exclamation
An exclamation that just comes out when you're angry. Not technically a swear!
adjective
Describing someone/something that is stupid or useless.

exclamation
SHITZAM! My crabapple phone is at 3%!
CRABAPPLES! I don't want to ski backwards off that cliff!

crabapples by allieh acob August 21, 2016

Crabapples 

It's the nickname used for the new mini macs that just came out. This word derived from the company name/logo. What's smaller than an Apple? Crabapples!

That new crabapple you got is really cool. Now all we need is a folding keyboard and my tablit and we're set!

Crabapples by Kamui.EXE January 31, 2005

Crabapple 

Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple.

Crabapple by JimmyKimmmel November 7, 2013

reverse crabapple 

When Seamus A.K.A SSoHPKC plays the game "Beyond:Two Souls" and takes down a terrorist by wrapping his character's body around their backside, bringing them to the floor and snapping their neck

"Oh man she just used the reverse crabapple on him!"

reverse crabapple by Gam3rbl00d October 21, 2013

Crapplesauce 

Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".

"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."

Crapplesauce by kimbler230 January 19, 2010

CrabApple 

A person who is super grumpy

Juandre is such a freaking crabapple today. Stop being a crabapple Juandre.

CrabApple by FiddlyFingers55 May 22, 2018

crabapple 

1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.

Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.

crabapple by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013