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crab apple

N. An accidental post anal sex ball of feces that emerges just after one removes his penis.
Chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor.
crab apple by Tom Denzemore September 4, 2007

Crab apple

I don't look good today I look like a crab apple
Crab apple by Duckyjuice July 1, 2015

Crab Apple McNasties 

A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.
Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch!
Crab Apple McNasties by Kitano January 20, 2006

crab apple suffle 

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet
The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom
crab apple suffle by tha captain September 20, 2016

crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
crab apple suprise by Skylarker September 15, 2017

Crab apple mcnasty 

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .
Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"
Crab apple mcnasty by CAbbyG November 12, 2019