crab apple

N. An accidental post anal sex ball of feces that emerges just after one removes his penis.

Chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor.

by Tom Denzemore September 4, 2007

Crab apple

Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.

Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!

by Dr. Bohner November 17, 2013

Crab apple

When you look like shit

I don't look good today I look like a crab apple

by Duckyjuice July 1, 2015

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Crab Apple McNasties

A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.

Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch!

by Kitano January 20, 2006

holy crab apple

is something that is super wow and that blows your mind

"holy crab apple is a flying cow"

" holy crab apple did that just happen "

by caitlin,b,m July 15, 2010

richmond crab apple quick step

A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.

Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step

by skrill monkey March 30, 2007