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The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.
Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.
Coaning by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009
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Coyning it 

While wearing a three buttoned Polo shirt, a person wears the top and bottom buttons unbuttoned while the middle button is buttoned.
Person 1: Hey man, is your bottom button missing?
Person 2: Nah, I'm Coyning it.
Coyning it by GreenJelloGod December 27, 2011
To be having a great deal of money, but at the same time beinga faggot.
Rythum : Yo bro, hes coyning, I don't know if I should hang out with him.

Ash: Yeah, hes annoying when he's coyning.
Coyning by Umerica March 15, 2011
to have one's head up his ass so as to think he had innate ability
His coyning in the boat was absurd, considering he was a novice.
coyning by Butch May 13, 2005
The act of simultaneously reaching climax and moaning quietly during intercourse
Kevin: "Hey babe, I had a great time tonight good thing we didn't get caught by your mom."

Tim: "Yeah I can't believe how many times we were coaning in bed together, if we got any louder my mom would find out

I'm gay."
Coaning by Scrum Lord Tim December 20, 2019