Cowabummer

An expression or exclamation used to express sarcastic empathy towards someone or something.

Person A - Hey, I know I had sex with your girlfriend, and it probably severely impacted your view of me. I never meant to hurt you and ruin our friendship

Person B - Cowabummer.

by RedCyro September 13, 2021

cowabummer

The thing Raphael the teenage mutant ninja turtle said in response to Batman showing him where his parents were "shot dead"

Batman: This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael.

Raphael: Cowabummer!

by Mechanicalsok March 23, 2021

Cowabummer

-An informal and/or sarcastic expression of sympathy

Person A: "They rounded up all of the children of the Jade Guard members and executed them, by electrocution, in front of the entire town."
Person B: "Cowabummer,"

by Accimus February 18, 2022

kowabummer

basically an insult for sad people

your mom died?? ahah kowabummer

by Wilbur the fruity January 9, 2023

cowaboomer

a teenage mutant ninja turtle fan that hates everything new and can't handle/accept change at all and I mean it teenage mutant ninja turtles is a malleable franchise after all so change is in it's DNA

(new tmnt show or movies get a announced)

cowaboomer: this looks so terrible this is not the tmnt i grew up *angrily throws the phone * this is not the tmnt i grew up with *SCREAMS AND CRIES*

by LadWontMiss March 7, 2023

Kurt Cobummer

A word to describe suicide by shotgun or suicide in general and the feeling about it

I'm going to go from Kurt Cobain to Kurt Cobummer

Did you hear about what happened to Kurt Cobain yeah Kurt Cobummer

by dickbutMCfuckfaceIsharted July 20, 2023