cowaboomer

a teenage mutant ninja turtle fan that hates everything new and can't handle/accept change at all and I mean it teenage mutant ninja turtles is a malleable franchise after all so change is in it's DNA

(new tmnt show or movies get a announced)

cowaboomer: this looks so terrible this is not the tmnt i grew up *angrily throws the phone * this is not the tmnt i grew up with *SCREAMS AND CRIES*

cowaboomer by LadWontMiss March 7, 2023

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Cowabummer

An expression or exclamation used to express sarcastic empathy towards someone or something.

Person A - Hey, I know I had sex with your girlfriend, and it probably severely impacted your view of me. I never meant to hurt you and ruin our friendship

Person B - Cowabummer.

Cowabummer by RedCyro September 13, 2021

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cowaboomer • cowabummer • COD boomer

cowabummer

The thing Raphael the teenage mutant ninja turtle said in response to Batman showing him where his parents were "shot dead"

Batman: This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael.

Raphael: Cowabummer!

cowabummer by Mechanicalsok March 23, 2021

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Cowabummer

-An informal and/or sarcastic expression of sympathy

Person A: "They rounded up all of the children of the Jade Guard members and executed them, by electrocution, in front of the entire town."
Person B: "Cowabummer,"

Cowabummer by Accimus February 18, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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