cowaboomer

a teenage mutant ninja turtle fan that hates everything new and can't handle/accept change at all and I mean it teenage mutant ninja turtles is a malleable franchise after all so change is in it's DNA

(new tmnt show or movies get a announced)

cowaboomer: this looks so terrible this is not the tmnt i grew up *angrily throws the phone * this is not the tmnt i grew up with *SCREAMS AND CRIES*

by LadWontMiss March 7, 2023

Cowabummer

An expression or exclamation used to express sarcastic empathy towards someone or something.

Person A - Hey, I know I had sex with your girlfriend, and it probably severely impacted your view of me. I never meant to hurt you and ruin our friendship

Person B - Cowabummer.

by RedCyro September 13, 2021

cowabummer

The thing Raphael the teenage mutant ninja turtle said in response to Batman showing him where his parents were "shot dead"

Batman: This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael.

Raphael: Cowabummer!

by Mechanicalsok March 23, 2021

Cowabummer

-An informal and/or sarcastic expression of sympathy

Person A: "They rounded up all of the children of the Jade Guard members and executed them, by electrocution, in front of the entire town."
Person B: "Cowabummer,"

by Accimus February 18, 2022