kowabummer 

basically an insult for sad people

your mom died?? ahah kowabummer

kowabummer by Wilbur the fruity January 9, 2023

Kowa bummer 

When ur dad dies or something tragic happens to someone

“My dad died” “kowa bummer”

Kowa bummer by Bumblehumble May 2, 2022

Cowabummer

An expression or exclamation used to express sarcastic empathy towards someone or something.

Person A - Hey, I know I had sex with your girlfriend, and it probably severely impacted your view of me. I never meant to hurt you and ruin our friendship

Person B - Cowabummer.

Cowabummer by RedCyro September 13, 2021

cowabummer

The thing Raphael the teenage mutant ninja turtle said in response to Batman showing him where his parents were "shot dead"

Batman: This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael.

Raphael: Cowabummer!

cowabummer by Mechanicalsok March 23, 2021

Cowabummer

-An informal and/or sarcastic expression of sympathy

Person A: "They rounded up all of the children of the Jade Guard members and executed them, by electrocution, in front of the entire town."
Person B: "Cowabummer,"

Cowabummer by Accimus February 18, 2022