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cover cum 

when a single girl has unprotected sex with a married man and she clearly can't turn to him to raise their bastard child........she therefore needs "cover cum". She obtains cover cum within the mandatory 48 hour window via more unprotected sex w/ a single rich guy who can step in and beher baby-daddy.
I ran into an old flame from high school last night and we ended up having unprotected sex. What was I thinking? I need some cover cum asap...
cover cum by atlanta69 August 2, 2011
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cum & cover 

after bustig a phat load,you cover the crime scene with your boxers istead of cleaning up the mess
JBooog quickly cummed & covered as his mom walked in the room.
cum & cover by june bug October 27, 2003

cum clover 

The extra giz that comes out of the penis after a man has ejactulated, usually hangs from the end of the penis.
Just when i thought nothing more would come, out comes a cum clover.
cum clover by dumpster4437 June 13, 2006

Cum Covers 

Cum that has dripped or flown from the penis during

ejaculation on to the bed sheets or comforter that you
are about to lay down in causing a wet spot you are trying to avoid
Be sure that the cum covers stay on your side of the bed. I don't want to sleep in the wet spot
Cum Covers by Sprout No7 October 30, 2011
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