Covaids

A severe and complicated case of Covid-19. Covaids is highly contagious and emphatically unwanted, but inevitable for many. In some South East London cultures, contracting Covaids is considered an indicator of social standing.

Chris: “That slag looked like she was full of Covaids”
Chloe: “Oi that’s my Mum”

by Coolditch July 19, 2020

Covaids

Corona virus and AIDS

Face masks and condoms protection from COVAIDS

I was horny so I hooked up off Craigslist, I think I have COVAIDS

by Jothmith April 21, 2020

COVAIDS-20

COVAIDS-20 is a new strain of the recently released COViD-19 disease, which was formulated by a monkey, bat and human threesome, which then had a baby, a ManBatMonkey. This ManBatMonkey was then summarily caught, caged, sold and slaughtered in a Chinese wet market, because they could. The resulting illness spread faster than anything before it, but it was much more lethal than COViD-19, as it instantly turned people who contracted the illness gay and they had a burning desire to cross breed with animals. There is no known cure, except this disease has only affected stupid people, so only about 80% of the worlds population will be affected by the disease

There goes hat guy with COVAIDS-20 and his conclave of animals the sick, dirty, horrible, sweaty mongoloid
If I contracted COVAIDS-20, I would kill myself, because I'd be gay AND into bestiality

by honneamise April 14, 2020

the covids

Slang for being positive for COVID-19 SARS-COV-2 syndrome.

Example: “I’m down with the a bad case of the covids.”

by Toosyn March 31, 2020

Covidsation

The act of initiating a conversation due to quarantine as a result of the Covid 19 Virus. One who desires to Convesate due to boredom as a result of Covid 19 Virus.

1. All of a sudden they want to have Covidsations
2. Why are you trying to Covidsate

by rcem May 4, 2020

covidsplain

Covidsplain (verb)
The action of disclosing all your recent travels, social interactions, risk factors and general health trustworthiness before inviting someone to your house for a social gathering during a pandemic.

"Rich covidsplained to Jenn his health and hygiene practices over the past week."

by CenterfielderNYC September 11, 2020

arse covids

Its the illness Robbo gets when everyone else is getting the oridinary Covid.

Oh fuck I wish this arse covids would go, that's the ninth shit I've had today.

by Corporate_guy July 19, 2020