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Covidscrimp 

Noun. The denial of a service that was commonplace pre-COVID pandemic, but hasn't returned despite other aspects of society returning to normal, specifically due to the financial savings brought by the denial of service. Any money- or labor-saving action using excessive health precautions as cover, and not in good faith.
The check-in desk at the shelter has been closed indefinitely due to Covidscrimp. Now a person seeking shelter has to push buttons through a confusing phone menu (provided they have a phone, and it's charged) to find a place to sleep. The savings on wages have been over $4000 this quarter alone!
Covidscrimp by Furquis April 19, 2022
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covidcrimtrim 

A DIY short haircut performed in your own house during the time of COVID-19
He was going for a beard and bun but instead opted for the covidcrimtrim
covidcrimtrim by croverlord April 29, 2020

covidiscrimination 

When a Covid law only applies to some businesses or individuals.
When hair and nail salons were not allowed to open, while other businesses were, that was an obvious covidiscrimination.
covidiscrimination by Gerg Zonum September 7, 2020