Definitions by Coolditch

Covaids 

A severe and complicated case of Covid-19. Covaids is highly contagious and emphatically unwanted, but inevitable for many. In some South East London cultures, contracting Covaids is considered an indicator of social standing.

Chris: “That slag looked like she was full of Covaids”
Chloe: “Oi that’s my Mum”

Covaids by Coolditch July 19, 2020

Funt 

When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.

Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”

Funt by Coolditch July 18, 2020