A person hailing from the Pakistan or India who when shopping buys massive amounts of items on sale and tries to use coupons on all items which most of the time have already expired
I got stuck behind this Couponistani today buying 40 12-packs of Mountain Dew, he had a fit when they wouldn't take his coupons.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"