Country Fuck 

Noun. A person, generally male but can be female, who is native or living in the rural South or Plains States who is poorly educated, unsophisticated and demonstrates a general lack of knowledge, national and world events, of current or historical context.

May also be used as an aggressive insult to someone from South or Plains in a decent job or setting that makes error or mistake. Implies that no matter how far removed from their roots or heritage they may be, they are still inferior to the educated, management, middle or upper middle class as well as the rest of society in general.

Def 1. The county fair in Mingo County West Virginia was attended by a veritable bouillabaisse of backwards-assed country fucks on parade.

Def 2. After Private Jackson, a native of Oklahoma, had set the officer's tent on fire while trying to refuel the space heater, Sgt. Wilhemsen confronted the Private in an aggressive, angry and loud manner shouting: "Private, you have got to be be the stupidest Country Fuck in this man's Army. Food, like oxygen is wasted on you!"

Country Fuck by A Buckeye in New Hampshire August 19, 2010

Country as Fuck 

Abbrevation: CAF

Originally coined in a small town in South Jersey, It is used as an insult for those who dress or act like southern folk, but just can't get it right. Typical cases of CAF are often found at country concerts, heavily intoxicated, and only there for an excuse to drink. Also found in rich suburbs with one or two farms who use the labor of illegal immigrants not themselves. They play country music when in public or at parties, but don't understand it or its philosophy, making them return to their main steam "coon tunes" when alone or with close friends.

Country as Fuck males are often seen with attractive, high maintenance, and niave females. These girls, once hooked up with a true backwoods boy, never go back to the poser.

Typical city girl: "See that guy with the 55 gallon drum stacks on his rotted out truck? He is so Country!"
Backwoods boy: "Sweetheart, with his outfit of a Walmart cowboy hat, and sleeveless flannel he ain't foolin' anyone. White ray bans, basketball shorts, and a pair of neon pink high top Jordans too? Gimme a break! He ain't Country, he's Country as Fuck!"

Bought truck: "I don't have big tires with my store bought lifted truck, how come you do?"
Built truck: "Because you are Country as Fuck!"

Country as Fuck by Dougwashere September 3, 2014

Country Bum Fuck 

Country Bum Fuck

portmanteau

1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum

Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"

Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.

Country Bum Fuck by Gfsurvivor October 10, 2022

Country Bum Fuck 

Country Bum Fuck

portmanteau

1. An individual who is country and a bum while pertaining the stance of a fuck through actions such as doing random Country Ghetto shit, and blowing any money they have on trucks or other various random/unneeded items so that maintain the stance of a bum

Guy 1: "I was in citrus Fl the other day and those Country Bum Fucks were everywhere"

Guy 2: "Damm that's crazy, I heard everyone try's to sell drugs there but they can't afford to even start because everyones to much of a C.B.F to buy enough to make money or even get a car.

Country Bum Fuck by Gfsurvivor October 10, 2022

Fuck certain country week 

From December 21st to December 27th every country that use to belong to The United Kingdom/British Empire will revert back to being British but Parliament will be non-existent

It's "Fuck certain country week" so the British Empire is back but we have no laws so it's the Purge

Fuck certain country week by SomeBritishguy December 21, 2022

County Fuck 

A person who been on the county ever since their first child has been born, and continues to have babies on welfare , relying soley on the government, never has held one job in their life , i.e. lazy , trifling tricks.

Dude 1: Man , shamika got all them damn kids and i ain't never known her to do shit besides breeding them bastards!

Dude 2: yeah bro , she ain't nothin but a county fuck , that's why !!!lmao

County Fuck by Blackcat89 , Prez.moore April 17, 2011

Country Fuckboy 

Talks the talk and but doesn't walk the walk and their boots have never seen dirt. Got that typical curly ass hair sticking out of their flat brimmed cap, and will wear a vest over a sweatshirt, usually lots of carhartt.

Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).

Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.

Has driven out of the city once in the last month.

Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.

Can't stand old country music.

Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.

Guy 1: Look at this kid over here, shiny ass unscuffed boots, jeans with pre-torn holes.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.

Country Fuckboy by Fat chihuahua December 26, 2022