Counter Fuck

{cown-ter fuhk} noun, 1. sexual intercourse outside of a relationship as retaliation for a partner's cheating or other infidelities 2. the person with which one has the counter fuck intercourse

I think she should counter fuck him. That'll teach him not to cheat.

He cheated on her last week so she's on a mission to find a counter fuck.

Check it out, there goes his counter fuck.

Counter Fuck by Stupid Is As Stupid Does October 10, 2009

Words you can keep

counter fuck

To have sex with or on a counter or table or surface area

" my dick hurts from counter fuck"

counter fuck by colonel crackers August 21, 2006

Related Words

counter fuck • Chunterfucker • cunterfuck • counter cucked • counter-suck • counter strike • counter-culture • Counter • counter attack • counter-rape

Counterfuck

The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.

Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.

Counterfuck by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011

cunterfuck

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.

John is a cunterfuck.

cunterfuck by Mr. T May 5, 2004

Counterfuck

When your doing anal with a girl or guy and she/he spins around you and rams his/her dick in your ass.

Dude, I was having sex with this really hot chick and before I knew it she counterfucked me, I didn’t know what to do!

Counterfuck by CaptainCheekSlap November 29, 2019

counterfuck

to dodge a fly man or woman while in mid air, and happens to be naked, and perfectly lands on you in a sexual way.......

person a; currently flying through the air....naked, "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!"
person b; cunningly dodges "FUCK YOU, YOU JUST GOT COUNTERFUCKED"
person a; "FUCK YOU"

counterfuck by nooby bot November 4, 2008

Chunterfucker

Noun. Person or persons who chunter along in lane two or three of a motorway or dual carriageway for no fucking reason whatsoever.

A. That fucker is chuntering along in the middle lane when lane 1 is completely empty.
B. What a chunterfucker.

Chunterfucker by DooblesUK October 11, 2016

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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