Counter Fuck

{cown-ter fuhk} noun, 1. sexual intercourse outside of a relationship as retaliation for a partner's cheating or other infidelities 2. the person with which one has the counter fuck intercourse

I think she should counter fuck him. That'll teach him not to cheat.

He cheated on her last week so she's on a mission to find a counter fuck.

Check it out, there goes his counter fuck.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does October 10, 2009

counter fuck

To have sex with or on a counter or table or surface area

" my dick hurts from counter fuck"

by colonel crackers August 21, 2006

Counterfuck

The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.

Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.

by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011

cunterfuck

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.

John is a cunterfuck.

by Mr. T May 5, 2004

Counterfuck

When your doing anal with a girl or guy and she/he spins around you and rams his/her dick in your ass.

Dude, I was having sex with this really hot chick and before I knew it she counterfucked me, I didn’t know what to do!

by CaptainCheekSlap November 29, 2019

counterfuck

to dodge a fly man or woman while in mid air, and happens to be naked, and perfectly lands on you in a sexual way.......

person a; currently flying through the air....naked, "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!"
person b; cunningly dodges "FUCK YOU, YOU JUST GOT COUNTERFUCKED"
person a; "FUCK YOU"

by nooby bot November 4, 2008

Chunterfucker

Noun. Person or persons who chunter along in lane two or three of a motorway or dual carriageway for no fucking reason whatsoever.

A. That fucker is chuntering along in the middle lane when lane 1 is completely empty.
B. What a chunterfucker.

by DooblesUK October 11, 2016