Chunterfucker 

Noun. Person or persons who chunter along in lane two or three of a motorway or dual carriageway for no fucking reason whatsoever.

A. That fucker is chuntering along in the middle lane when lane 1 is completely empty.
B. What a chunterfucker.

Chunterfucker by DooblesUK October 11, 2016

clusterfuckery 

a mess of confusion, disorganization, bungling or incompetence

I woulda been on time if not for the heinous clusterfuckery of traffic.

The meeting was a solid hour of clusterfuckery.

clusterfuckery by Lynn January 23, 2004

clusterfucker 

The person who is in charge (usually military) at the time of a clusterfuck. This person is usually inept at his/her job, and has used all possible resources to carry out a simple, straightforward task, only to start a cataclysmic chain of events.

One who clusterfucks, or has been clusterfucking. Can also be referred to as one who has been up to a bit of clusterfuckery.

1. "But General, I asked the Lieutenant to polish the big red button not push it. I know we have inadvertently started a major nuclear war with the worlds biggest superpower, but it should be that clusterfucker Corporal facing the firing squad, not me Sir."

2. "That window cleaner has not only made the windows dirtier, but he's also smashed four pains of glass and killed my dog! Well, I suppose I'd better go and give that clusterfucker his money before I phone the glazier and find the spade."

3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."

clusterfucker by clusterfukr January 2, 2010

Clusterfuckers

Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.

Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!

Clusterfuckers by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020

Chuggerfucker

A term used in Dark Souls 2 PvP. When one drinks Estus, or uses other healing items in an arena match, he shall be called a "chuggerfucker"

Dude, he ran away and used his flask, whan a chuggerfucker.

Don't be a dick, don't be a chuggerfucker.

Chuggerfucker by KebabKebab May 22, 2014

Chunderfucked 

The point at which you are so very, drunk/fucked that you Chunder, but not so very, very drunk that you are paralytic i.e. cannot talk. Therefore chunderfucked as opposed to actually fucked, totally trashed or absolutely wankered.

'Darling, I was so utterly Chunderfucked last night'

'Would you take a look at that, Darling? That girl is absolutely chunderfucked!!'

Chunderfucked by Absolutely,Darling November 3, 2009

Clusterfuckery 

The process of Great Britain exiting the European Union, and becoming FUK (Former United Kingdom)

In an ongoing clusterfuckery, the MPs continued to debate several amendments to amend the existing amendments.

Clusterfuckery by Dagu33 March 26, 2019