counterfuck

to dodge a fly man or woman while in mid air, and happens to be naked, and perfectly lands on you in a sexual way.......

person a; currently flying through the air....naked, "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!"
person b; cunningly dodges "FUCK YOU, YOU JUST GOT COUNTERFUCKED"
person a; "FUCK YOU"

by nooby bot November 04, 2008

Counterfuck

The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.

Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.

by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011

Counterfuck

When your doing anal with a girl or guy and she/he spins around you and rams his/her dick in your ass.

Dude, I was having sex with this really hot chick and before I knew it she counterfucked me, I didn’t know what to do!

by CaptainCheekSlap November 29, 2019