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Count Grishnackh

Some of you people need to do research before you write stuff. Count Grishnackh (notice the "h" at the end)AKA Varg Vikernes was the bassist of the Nowegian Black Metal band, Mayhem. He stabbed their GUITARIST, Euronymous to death with 23 separate wounds. He is currently in jail and continues to pursue his solo project, Burzum.
As I don't listen to Mayhem I can't give examples of the Count's talent. I have, however, heard a few Burzum songs and can say that if you are a fan of Black Metal, you would enjoy him if you don't already listen to him
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COUNT GRISHNACK 

Count Grishnack did not kill Euronymous just be more evil. Thats what the media and newspapers said to sell more. It is false statement accordin to Count Grishnack. In interviews he clearly stated that he Euronymous tried to kill him first but Grishnack got Euronymous's shotgun an scared he off. Later Count Grishnack came and stabbed Euronymous 16 times in back 5 in the neck and 2 in head. Count Grishanck was later senteced to 21 years in jail (in Norway). They also found stolen dynomite and plans to blow up church on a holiday. He later escaped took stole car an went on police chase for day. When they captured him they found guns, gas mask, grednades, weapons ect. in the car. Count Grishnack or Varg Vikernes is still in jail in Norway were he worked on his one man band Burzum.
Count Grishnack is know for his infamous acts and his works of his ambient black metal band BURZUM
COUNT GRISHNACK by GOAT FUKER February 6, 2005

Count Grishnack 

Count Grichnack is the nickname of Varg Vikernes, famed black metal legend. He was the 1 man band of Burzum and bassist for Mayhem on their album "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas". He later killed Euronymous, Mayhem's guitarist, to prove he was more evil.

The name is derived from Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Grishnack was an Orc. Varg wrote about LOTR in much of his music.
Why did Count Grishnack have to kill Euronymous?! WHY?!
Count Grishnack by mylovedenied October 9, 2004

Count Grishnach

A leader of trolls from Tolkien's Ring trilogy.

A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.
Count Grishnach by Lord Grimm November 23, 2021
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