Coulson

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The name of a man who enters a country complaining about the local language, government and culture. A Coulson is mostly hated by the locals. It also sounds like a disease, for some reason.

Person 1:That guy just came into our territory and started complaining about french already

Person 2:Yeah, hes a real Coulson.

Coulson by gohabsgo101 August 29, 2010

Words you can keep

Coulson

Scapegoat, fall guy. Takes the hit (or shit) for a number of people.

I know let's make it look like Andy did it. He can be the Coulson and we can go home smiling!

Coulson by works4me June 24, 2014

Related Words

Coulson • Coulson'D • Coulsonated • coulsonification • coulsonist • coulsonization • coulsonized • dirty coulson • agent coulson • Alex Coulson

Coulson

Someone who constantly complains about imaginary afflictions which cause them to be poor at sports

I was playing darts the other day and my gammy leg and dodgy eye were causing me to throw like a right Coulson!

Coulson by Burge-01 August 18, 2011

Coulson

Severe case of Autism

You are way to coulson you crack head

Coulson by Elizabeth Semper May 10, 2018

Coulson

One of the coolest and funnest people around. He's one of the guys that everyone in a friend group enjoys being around, just because of how nice and funny he is around anyone. A Coulson is admired by everyone. He could eat and digest his napkin after eating a cupcake and everyone he is with would start doing the same because of how cool and influential he is. A must have for every group of friends.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy over there? He looked so cool, I wish I could be friends with him.
Person 2: Me too bro, he's totally a Coulson.

Coulson by dinosaurusrex.com August 19, 2022

Coulson'D

Coulson'D is a verb used to bamboozle people you know. The recipient usually is presented with a zoomed in face of a known coulson.

You've been coulson'D bitch

Oh no I have been coulson'D, whatever did I do to you

Coulson'D by Thegoddamnmotherfuckintittyman September 27, 2021

Phil Coulson

The baddest motherfucking Agent is SHIELD and Director there is. Madly in love with one woman, Melinda May

Daisy: Damn you’re such a Phil Coulson

May: I know, I’m also banging him

Phil Coulson by AoS June 11, 2018

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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