Coulson 

The name of a man who enters a country complaining about the local language, government and culture. A Coulson is mostly hated by the locals. It also sounds like a disease, for some reason.

Person 1:That guy just came into our territory and started complaining about french already

Person 2:Yeah, hes a real Coulson.

Coulson by gohabsgo101 August 29, 2010

Coulson 

Scapegoat, fall guy. Takes the hit (or shit) for a number of people.

I know let's make it look like Andy did it. He can be the Coulson and we can go home smiling!

Coulson by works4me June 24, 2014

Coulson 

Someone who constantly complains about imaginary afflictions which cause them to be poor at sports

I was playing darts the other day and my gammy leg and dodgy eye were causing me to throw like a right Coulson!

Coulson by Burge-01 August 18, 2011

Coulson 

Severe case of Autism

You are way to coulson you crack head

Coulson by Elizabeth Semper May 10, 2018

Coulson 

One of the coolest and funnest people around. He's one of the guys that everyone in a friend group enjoys being around, just because of how nice and funny he is around anyone. A Coulson is admired by everyone. He could eat and digest his napkin after eating a cupcake and everyone he is with would start doing the same because of how cool and influential he is. A must have for every group of friends.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy over there? He looked so cool, I wish I could be friends with him.
Person 2: Me too bro, he's totally a Coulson.

Coulson by dinosaurusrex.com August 19, 2022

Coulson'D

Coulson'D is a verb used to bamboozle people you know. The recipient usually is presented with a zoomed in face of a known coulson.

You've been coulson'D bitch

Oh no I have been coulson'D, whatever did I do to you

Coulson'D by Thegoddamnmotherfuckintittyman September 27, 2021

Phil Coulson 

The baddest motherfucking Agent is SHIELD and Director there is. Madly in love with one woman, Melinda May

Daisy: Damn you’re such a Phil Coulson

May: I know, I’m also banging him

Phil Coulson by AoS June 11, 2018