Cougared

The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.

Lloyd: DAMMIT!!!

Andrew: What?

Lloyd: I got cougared again... =.=

Andrew: Oh teh noes D:

by Hazard89 September 29, 2010

Cougared

The act of being PWNED by an over-sized feline predator in Red Dead Redemption. The cougar has no mercy and once it lands it's first surprise attack on you and knocks you to the ground it may decide to hit you before you can even get up and use a first aid supply, rendering you dead in mere seconds. Getting cougared is very easy. All you have to do is travel ANY area of Red Dead Redemption and you are already in the cougar's sights. It will stalk you and if you manage to kill one, don't relax because you've already been sized up by it's next buddy (or six) hanging back to get you when you let your guard down. Cougars are very real...

...and they will find you

...and your wife, and kids, and your mother, and your father, and your bitch, and your ho and your pimp, and your - *COUGARED*

1.

lloyd (05:57:05 AM): IT KILLED ME
lloyd (05:57:07 AM): -.-
hazard89 (05:57:14 AM): ._.
lloyd (05:57:22 AM): FUCKING COUGARS!!!
lloyd (05:57:37 AM): I'm going to RAGE FAP after this >_>
hazard89 (05:57:45 AM): LMAO!
hazard89 (05:58:05 AM): *dying*

2.

lloyd (04:09:15 AM): fuckin cougars
lloyd (04:09:17 AM): ~_~
lloyd (04:09:31 AM): and I don't mean the sexy kind...
hazard89 (04:09:34 AM): o.o
hazard89 (04:09:36 AM): LOL

3.

lloyd (12:09:35 AM): It's inevitable, Hazard....you WILL be cougared....
hazard89 (12:09:54 AM): I WILL NOT!
hazard89 (12:10:05 AM): I shall strive to be the only man NEVER COUGARED!
hazard89 (12:10:06 AM): >:D
lloyd (12:10:17 AM): and if you don't save more often you'll bite yourself in the ass so hard that you'll take your whole ass off when you get cougared
lloyd (12:10:18 AM): ._.
hazard89 (12:10:48 AM): O_O
lloyd (12:10:50 AM): A man can dream I guess, Hazard, a man can dream -.-
hazard89 (12:10:50 AM): WTF
hazard89 (12:10:53 AM): XD!
lloyd (12:13:43 AM): HAZARD: I’ll show that Lloyd, I’ll never get cougared. Ha! *roams around on horse* ♫ La la la la la la fa la la la la♫ - ooo! What’s that sound? *dies* OMFG D:< *smashes PS3*

by LloydTotallyDidn'tMakeThisUp October 08, 2010

cougared

To be jumped, lured or hit on by a cougar.

- Hey, I just got cougared at the museum!
- Sweet!

by facit May 28, 2009

Cougar

When an older woman desires a much younger man and pounces on it's prey.

That cougar just devoured that young man.

by Wsp1013 June 27, 2016

to cougar

An older woman flirting with or having sex with a significantly younger man. Used as a verb.

What a cougar does to her victims.

Jimmy got cougared last night.

Fifi is cougaring the new guy.

Amelia is getting ready to cougar Ryan.

by Sammylynn April 29, 2010

cougared

being schooled in the art of sexuality & things that are pleasing to a woman by a female at least 10 years older

Demi Moore cougared Aston Kutcher

by curioustiggy February 04, 2010

Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

by cougargeiger February 18, 2005