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Aggressive older woman in a bar

This is such a meat market, look theres another cougar cate

cougar cate by meow2010 October 7, 2010

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cougarbate

When a woman over the age of, let's say 50, master bates while thinking of a sexual interest in their, let's say 20's.

" looking at these magazine photos of Jake Gyllenhaal makes me want to go home and cougarbate!"

cougarbate by FrannC June 11, 2014

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Cougarlated

The act of getting violated by a Cougar.

Tim: Damn, Dude, I just got Cougarlated.
Fred: What happened?
Tim: You know that cougar that was sitting at the bar?
Fred: Yeah.
Tim: When I walked by her, she leaned over and kissed me. I didn't see it coming.
Fred: Yep, you got Cougarlated.

Cougarlated by backrow boys August 27, 2009

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cougarcation

A vacation taken together by a group of women that are at least 35 years old, without any men or children in the group.

I've been busy with the kids because my wife is on a cougarcation in Barbados with her friends.

cougarcation by Book'EmDan0 May 27, 2014

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cougarcatcher

Middle 20 boy whos hobby it is to catch cougars

Tobi you dirty little cougarcatcher!

cougarcatcher by Cougarcatchingboy September 5, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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