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couching distance
That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.
I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
couching distance by Ryan November 27, 2004
Word of the Day on May 12, 2007
Straight Couchin
Straight Couchin by niggerjoe October 29, 2012
couchin
Los Colchoneros
Used as a nickname for the European La Liga football club Atlético de Madrid. The word means 'the mattress makers'. They were called this because their shirts used to resemble traditional red and white striped Spanish mattresses.
Los Colchoneros by Colchonero7 April 22, 2018
Couching Out
To repay a small amount of money borrowed from a friend years after it was initially promised to be paid back. Payment methods include, but are not limited to: coupons, change found in the couch cushions, excuses, making the friend drive 30 miles to collect $5 and a buy one get one Steak and Shake coupon, asking you for part of a payment back for rent because of a miscalculation, etc...
Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!
Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!
David calls Ryan and promises that he has $75 to make as a payment on a $500 loan from Ryan. He asks Ryan to drive to the Junction (J2, an under-21 club). Ryan drives over eagerly expecting $75.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.
Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.
Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.
Couching Out by DeezNuttsi June 10, 2011
couchin it
The act of sitting on a couch with friends eating and doing whatever you want except for hard work. Getting the remote is even taking it a little far. (Google image search for more information)
couchin it by Doug Templeton (Creator of the word back in 2003) June 5, 2005
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