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text cohones 

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.
Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones
text cohones by freshpseudo January 30, 2009
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Spanish slang for testicles, balls, nuts. Normally said in reference to someones bravery or "guts"
The American "tunnel rats" in Vietnam had some big cohones
Cohones by Wile E. Cotote September 27, 2003

Cochanese 

The act of having e-grammar so terrible, it's barely legible.
GuildCochakuneew ned to go to hte sroe ftr ths
GuildMalagant Dude that is Cochanese at it's finest.
Cochanese by Sodium Benzoate January 4, 2009
How white people who've never had real mexican food think cojones is spelled.
Bob: Grab 'em by the cohones!
Roberto: That's cojones. And an effective move.
Cohones by bean, trivia queen March 28, 2015
commonly know as cock honest.
Is act in which one tells the truth about cock size.
For example
"To be Cockonest with bro I'm only about a 5 incher"
Cockonest by Cockonost May 8, 2014

Phone Cohones 

The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.
That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.
Phone Cohones by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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