when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it
by matt gardener October 16, 2006
When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing
Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo
by FarOutWords November 20, 2010
Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.
by michallat November 08, 2011
"I'm going to fuck couch in Call of Duty 4"
"I saw that new Rambo movie last night...he fucked so much couch!"
"I saw that new Rambo movie last night...he fucked so much couch!"
by TNaes March 01, 2008
A coutch or fold-out bed downstairs or in a basement that has seen a lot of fucking from its owner as well as visitors.
by ExFlip August 17, 2010
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019