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Looget those cottontops!
cottontop by Dontreadnews October 19, 2021
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soggy cottonbottoms 

I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.

Cottonmouth Kisses 

A book written by American Author, Clint Catalyst, which was released in the summer of 2000 through the San Francisco-based publisher Manic D Press. The book went into its second printing in 2007.
Cottonmouth Kisses is a wonderful book! You should read it.

cottonwood az 

A small town in Arizona with shitty bipolar weather, shitty bipolar people, and way too many gas stations.
We were headed to Sedona and drove through cottonwood az to make a pit stop.
cottonwood az by Hulk Penis September 14, 2016

Cottondog 

When a penis is so dry it feels like a dry (cotton) tampon inside of you.
Jake has a cottondog, it literally felt like he was trying to start a bonfire in my pussy when we hooked up.
Cottondog by Liggmaballs January 16, 2023

Morning Cottonmouth

That moment when you wake up in the morning and it feels like your mouth has been drained of all wetness and turned into invisible cotton
Dude last night was so crazy that I ended up waking up with Morning Cottonmouth

cottontail

A female's buttocks that are particularly whiter than the rest of her body, often due to lack of sunlight in that spot.
The tan girl took off her underwear and I saw she had a cottontail: her ass was very pale in comparison with the rest of her body.
cottontail by cottontail guy January 21, 2008
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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