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male or female, usually flannel-wearing white trash, with a normal hair cut except for a small (usually un-braided)patch that goes down their back. not to be confused with a rat tail. a high percentage of beardo's have coontops.
look at that beardo's coontop!! he must be from west allis!
coontop by s@#ttalkins!@#$ October 2, 2007
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From the days of the afro-pick comb,the coontop is the hair pulled forward to resemble the bill or brim of a baseball cap.
Say bro thats a right-on coontop you gots goin on !
coontop by fluvio the great March 24, 2011

Contopulate 

Contopulate; when something disintegrates in different fashions and ways
other verbs include as

Contopulation
Contopulating
Contopulated
"Oh my god I think my brain just started to contopulate please bring me to a hospital"
Contopulate by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

Coonophobia 

When someone is terrified of a coon
Wow that coon really scared me. I think I have coonophobia.
Coonophobia by JJAB103 June 13, 2019
A word used to make real clear you burned you're buds with a really good call or comeback
Damn dude, you just got cooltopped
Cooltop by Dr Dre-most November 10, 2010

coontopia 

After they elected a Black President every nigger in America thought they were in Coontopia.
coontopia by monkeymang September 5, 2009
Someone with ugly blond hair that may be long and greasy
Sams has a corntop
corntop by John Angel February 1, 2019
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