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A ritual that includes fornication with rabbits, particularly with cotton tale rabbits

John: What are you doing today bill?
Bill: throwing a party
John: what kind?
Bill: A good old fashion cotton fuck
John: hot damn!

cotton fuck by RustyShakleford October 4, 2009

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Cotton Fuck

When you get fucked in the ass so hard that you bleed, and have to shove cotton balls in your ass to stop it.

---Damn, Sheena, what is the matter with you??
---Mann, I had a bad cotton fuck last night and now I can barely sit!!

Cotton Fuck by A Stiles September 20, 2008

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cotton candy fuck

When one twink rolls his hips in a circular motion over another twinks dick.

"I know you like dick from a bear, but have you tried cotton candy fucking?"

cotton candy fuck by Checkers!! March 10, 2020

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Colton Fuck'd It

a phrase used when something is broken or out of order.

The desk is broken, i bet colton fuck'd it.

Colton Fuck'd It by lmao26 December 16, 2010

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Cotton Fucker

A girl who is on her period.

You're just acting like a cotton fucker.

Cotton Fucker by Andrew H. February 18, 2004

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cotton fuckers

non vergin girls

any girl that takes cock is or are cotton fuckers

cotton fuckers by kinneen September 3, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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