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cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.
I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."
cotton coochie by yea gurl July 28, 2011
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Coochie cotton 

Do you need some Coochie Cotton
Coochie cotton by IamGAY234 June 18, 2020

coochie cotton 

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.
Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

Coochie Cotton 

When a female is unprepared for her period/menstrual cycle, this would be the last ditch effort do not ruin your underwear until you can get your hands on a tampon or pad. It is basically rolling up a decent amount of bath tissue in replacement for a pad.
Well that was unexpected! I guess I have to use coochie cotton to get by.
Coochie Cotton by BP411 April 10, 2021

cotton candy coochie 

A term first identified by an underground rap band who's mammas like to get down and dirty with local bandits of the minority persuasion. Another meaning: a really hairy bush, a vagina with lots of colors, and/or your grandmother's loose pussy.
Damn her cotton candy coochie is fine!

Couchie cotton 

A word for tampon created by SSSniperwolf
Hey can I have a couchie cotton please
Couchie cotton by anonymous March 7, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026