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cosgrove 

A fetish in which a man is turned on by watching videos of his own child birth.
Mom: Bob what are you watching?
Bob: The day I was born.
Mom: Can I come in.
Bob: NO!! Hold on....
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK BASTARD?!?!?!?
Bob: I can't help it! I'm a cosgrove.
cosgrove by brooklyn heights 3021 February 11, 2006

cosgrove 

After driving along a 2 lane road, to pass the line of cars in front of you on the right when the road spreads out to 4 lanes at intersections.
I cosgroved 2 cars at the intersection.

I had a 3 cosgrove at the intersection (I passed 3 cars on the right).

I had a negative cosgrove at the intersection (cars passed me)
cosgrove by raul luar July 30, 2010

Cosgrove 

A dirty smelly fuck that is fat and lazy.
I'd rather hang out with a dead maggot covered rat in a trashcan than Cosgrove..
Cosgrove by Oreo Smuttz May 17, 2013

Cosgrove Catastrophe 

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.
Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”

Miranda Cosgrove 

Jeez miranda cosgrove is such a meme lord. She is the reason memes are memes.

Miranda Cosgrove 

1: Proof that you don't need talent to get a record deal.

2: Teen actress for a few nick shows. Very annoying.
Dan: Hey, Chuck, Miranda Cosgrove's coming down to the studio right now.

Chuck: Ah, crap. Our voice altering equipment isn't working!

Dan: Oh, okay, I'll just tell her the studio's under construction or something.
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