Cosgrove

A family of sexy bastards

The Cosgrove’s are sexy bastards

by Cccozzyy October 23, 2019

cosgrove

A fetish in which a man is turned on by watching videos of his own child birth.

Mom: Bob what are you watching?
Bob: The day I was born.
Mom: Can I come in.
Bob: NO!! Hold on....
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK BASTARD?!?!?!?
Bob: I can't help it! I'm a cosgrove.

by brooklyn heights 3021 February 11, 2006

cosgrove

After driving along a 2 lane road, to pass the line of cars in front of you on the right when the road spreads out to 4 lanes at intersections.

I cosgroved 2 cars at the intersection.

I had a 3 cosgrove at the intersection (I passed 3 cars on the right).

I had a negative cosgrove at the intersection (cars passed me)

by raul luar July 30, 2010

Cosgrove

A dirty smelly fuck that is fat and lazy.

I'd rather hang out with a dead maggot covered rat in a trashcan than Cosgrove..

by Oreo Smuttz May 17, 2013

Cosgrove Catastrophe

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.

Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”

by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021

Miranda Cosgrove

The meme lord.

Jeez miranda cosgrove is such a meme lord. She is the reason memes are memes.

by Scurt Burtlett April 23, 2018

Miranda Cosgrove

1: Proof that you don't need talent to get a record deal.

2: Teen actress for a few nick shows. Very annoying.

Dan: Hey, Chuck, Miranda Cosgrove's coming down to the studio right now.

Chuck: Ah, crap. Our voice altering equipment isn't working!

Dan: Oh, okay, I'll just tell her the studio's under construction or something.

by Mai Valentine August 3, 2009