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cosgrove
Mom: Bob what are you watching?
Bob: The day I was born.
Mom: Can I come in.
Bob: NO!! Hold on....
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK BASTARD?!?!?!?
Bob: I can't help it! I'm a cosgrove.
Bob: The day I was born.
Mom: Can I come in.
Bob: NO!! Hold on....
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK BASTARD?!?!?!?
Bob: I can't help it! I'm a cosgrove.
cosgrove by brooklyn heights 3021 February 11, 2006
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cosgrove
After driving along a 2 lane road, to pass the line of cars in front of you on the right when the road spreads out to 4 lanes at intersections.
I cosgroved 2 cars at the intersection.
I had a 3 cosgrove at the intersection (I passed 3 cars on the right).
I had a negative cosgrove at the intersection (cars passed me)
I had a 3 cosgrove at the intersection (I passed 3 cars on the right).
I had a negative cosgrove at the intersection (cars passed me)
Cosgrove
Cosgrove by Oreo Smuttz May 17, 2013
Cosgrove Catastrophe
Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”
David- “Poor girl.”
Cosgrove Catastrophe by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021
Miranda Cosgrove
1: Proof that you don't need talent to get a record deal.
2: Teen actress for a few nick shows. Very annoying.
2: Teen actress for a few nick shows. Very annoying.
Dan: Hey, Chuck, Miranda Cosgrove's coming down to the studio right now.
Chuck: Ah, crap. Our voice altering equipment isn't working!
Dan: Oh, okay, I'll just tell her the studio's under construction or something.
Chuck: Ah, crap. Our voice altering equipment isn't working!
Dan: Oh, okay, I'll just tell her the studio's under construction or something.
Miranda Cosgrove by Mai Valentine August 3, 2009
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