cortspike

a sudden rise in cortisol , instantaneous stress repsonse

coined by Black Will/will50k

His friend's simp behaviors almost triggered a cortspike , then he remembered every man must learn on his own.

by TopFloorDefnitions February 22, 2026

cockspike

nervous tremble in the penis with a feeling needles in the shaft

joe got a cockspike and had to stop fucking.

by Kennyzisme April 23, 2009

Coonspike

A coonspike is no doubt the most lethal object to ever defeat mankind in RuneScape. The coonspike was the only object in the game to ever defeat the brave and bold warriors of today; leaving them speechles except for one short word "Ow!"

I just got killed by a fucking coonspike!

by The Coonspike December 26, 2008

Codspiker

Codspiking - The act of throwing a fish finger (cooked or otherwise) into another persons alcoholic drink without the drinkers knowledge. People usually do this as a prank to get someone annoyed/irate for comical value.

If that Codspiker Kev is Codspiking again, I ain't coming to your party.

Or...

Richard was Codspiked last night, he smelt of fishy Birdseye fingers all night.

Or...

What the hell is floating around in my beer...oh mate, you been codspiked again, 3rd time this week!!

by kevkevk1 April 23, 2021