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cockspike 

nervous tremble in the penis with a feeling needles in the shaft
joe got a cockspike and had to stop fucking.
cockspike by Kennyzisme April 23, 2009
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Coonspike 

A coonspike is no doubt the most lethal object to ever defeat mankind in RuneScape. The coonspike was the only object in the game to ever defeat the brave and bold warriors of today; leaving them speechles except for one short word "Ow!"
I just got killed by a fucking coonspike!
Coonspike by The Coonspike December 26, 2008

Codspiker 

Codspiking - The act of throwing a fish finger (cooked or otherwise) into another persons alcoholic drink without the drinkers knowledge. People usually do this as a prank to get someone annoyed/irate for comical value.
If that Codspiker Kev is Codspiking again, I ain't coming to your party.

Or...

Richard was Codspiked last night, he smelt of fishy Birdseye fingers all night.

Or...

What the hell is floating around in my beer...oh mate, you been codspiked again, 3rd time this week!!
Codspiker by kevkevk1 April 23, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026