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Cortis
Martin is the most good looking and talented in Cortis.
Redred, Acai, TNT, GO, Fashion, Blue Lips, YoungCreatorCrew, Joyride, What You Want.
Redred, Acai, TNT, GO, Fashion, Blue Lips, YoungCreatorCrew, Joyride, What You Want.
Cortis by samtha>123 July 22, 2026
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Cortisa Crump • cortisol • cortisolid • Cortisol Molester • High Cortisol • Low Cortisol • Corti • Cartist • Cornish • corissa
King Curtis
A temperamental seven year old who possesses an unbelievable amount of power in his kingdom(house). He can be found at demolition derbies, eating chicken nuggets or fiercely guarding his stash of bacon. He strongly dislikes fitness instructors named Joy, and you'll never see his face again if you make him feel like he's a "sorry person".
Example 1:
*Joy takes away his bacon*
King Curtis: Hey! I need to tell ya something! Bacon is good for me!
Example 2:
*King Curtis storms to his room*
King Curtis: Out of the blue, she thinks she's a smart lil girl and she can do whatever she wants. No! That's not what she can do in mah family. She acting like she the queen, and we're the sorry people!
*Joy takes away his bacon*
King Curtis: Hey! I need to tell ya something! Bacon is good for me!
Example 2:
*King Curtis storms to his room*
King Curtis: Out of the blue, she thinks she's a smart lil girl and she can do whatever she wants. No! That's not what she can do in mah family. She acting like she the queen, and we're the sorry people!
King Curtis by Donald Reynolds June 17, 2013
Sodapop Curtis
Girl 1: I love Sodapop Curtis so much!
Girl 2: You make a move toward him and I will rip you limb from limb.
Girl 1: Ummm...
Girl 2: You make a move toward him and I will rip you limb from limb.
Girl 1: Ummm...
Sodapop Curtis by sodapoplover May 19, 2016
Crotisseried
Evolutionary form of being rotisserie which is once achieved when you’re crossed and high at the same time
Crotisseried by shitsonfirstgraders March 7, 2019
Contistraphic
Contistraphic by Contistraphic May 18, 2021
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