cortaid 

when a man eats food then goes to poop it out but it does not come out so then he got rubber gloves on and pulled it out and then had a rash and put cortaid on it.

my friend did this one day at my house

cortaid by zach badofsky April 1, 2005

Jack Cortair 

Someone who suffers from the effects of Copium. Willing to perform demon time services just to get a couple dollars.

I went back to my apartment and there was Jack Cortair messing around with Peanut.

Jack Cortair by DownBadBrad June 30, 2021

cortadito 

Strong coffee beverage served hot at Cuban cafés, often sweetened. Similar to Italian espresso.

guy #1: "Hey man, you gotta drive home after this; wanna stop at Dunkin' for some coffee?"

guy #2: "Sure, I'd love to crash into a tree on the way back... on second thought, let's stop at this Cuban place for some cortaditos."

cortadito by archiprosody May 18, 2013

Leche cortada 

Much like its definition (spoiled milk), this term refers to a person who is past his/her expiration date. Not to be confused with mortality, instead, the term refers an undesirable individual. A person whose lack of social skills and poor general sense of hygiene impede contact for extended periods of time. People who fit the name are rude, smell bad (a foul odor permeates from the oral cavity) and have no sense whatsoever.

Don't stand too close to the nurse in the back, she reeks!
Yeah, it's her breath. She's rude too, she's a leche cortada.

Leche cortada by PurveyorOfJuice August 27, 2009

cortaijah

Top tier, confident not cocky but dont ever get it twisted. Cortaijah is free spirited, down to earth, and the best human to ever grace the universe. Smart, caring, classy, determined, passionate, sensitive/insensitive, funny, laid back and your best friend all in one. She’s a hero of her own who fights her own battles and finds love instead of hate out of every bad situation brought upon her. She has a promising future, and will not let up. A beauty like no other, flawless features, her charm is bright and will steal the light. She’s very trustworthy and will be there for you no matter what, some say she’s amazing when times are tough… She’s all you need for life and support but dont abuse your power… a loving family person and a hard catch on outsiders but if you are in you are lucky, not too many like her, she’s VERY selective so if you can keep her once she’s in your life you will never forget her and see she’s what you’ve been missing all along.

Im inlove with Cortaijah how could you not be ?
Oh your threatened..

cortaijah by Speaking the real November 23, 2021

cortoid 

Having the likeness of a sharp corner, typically referring to the arch in someone's nose.

"I met this slavic guy with a cortoid-ass nose, the thing looked like a monolith."

cortoid by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

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