corpus cristi 

Port city on the lower Texas coast with many illegal Mexican immigrants, they have no insurance and will try to have an accident if at all posible. The beach is home to a giant homosexual festival known as "Gaybeach" avoid the county beach in early summer.

Have you ever been to Corpus cristi? It has nice beaches but it's full of Mexicans and fags.

corpus cristi by Texas War Ass June 11, 2006

Corpus Christi Parish 

A Catholic Church located in Sandwich MA. The parking lot is very well known for being a very popular spot to have intercourse with your significant other, which is really fucked up seeing as it's a church.

Guy 1: I fucked Shelly last night at Corpus Christi Parish, it was the best!

Guy 2: Dude what's wrong with you?! That's a church.

Guy 1: Hey it's where everyone goes, that is one unholy place you know what i'm saying haha

Guy 2: You're a fucking weirdo

Corpus Christi Parish by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017

Corpus Christi 

1. The body of Christ.
2. A big coastal city in Texas, home of Whataburger.

YO D00D corpus christi

Corpus Christi by Blahb December 30, 2004

Corpus Christi 

Corpus Crispy, founded in 1839, is an increasingly bad-ass place to live. If it weren't for CC and General Zachary Taylor whooping some ass during the Mexican-American war, America might have 6 less states. 8th largest city in Texas. While possibly considered small, its msa population is still almost as big as the entire state of Wyoming. pfft

Home of Whataburger, the Corpus Christi Hooks, IceRays, and Hammerheads; Home of the Corpus Christi Naval Air Station; Home of Texas A&M University-Corpus Christi; Home of Concrete Street Amphitheater and the American Bank Center; Home of the Texas State Aquarium, USS Lexington, Harbor Playhouse and some badass Museums; Home of some bad-ass beaches; Home of chill as fuck people.

There's a lot of shit to do here if you love music, art, sports, beach activities, going out, getting drunk, and generally being a badass.

Person 1: Have you been to Corpus Christi?
Person 2: Naaah, man.
Person 1: *slaps person 2* What's wrong with you?? It's chill as fuck.

Corpus Christi by DChi4Life December 9, 2010

Corpus Christi Buttplug 

The act of (a gay man) inserting a dryer sheet into his butthole in order to make his butthole more bearable for his partner, (another man) and then accidentally discharging it from his ass from farting.

Kody: Hey man did you see Cody shoot that Corpus Christi Buttplug out of his ass? It smelled like cum!!!
Johnston: Ya, his anus is Heinous!!!

Corpus Christi Buttplug by John-doe1 November 11, 2012

Corpus Christi College 

Corpus Christi College is a school located in Perth. Bunch Of cunts there . lol

*every kid at corpus christi college*
"im a cunt"

Corpus Christi College by 69xxpussydestroyerxx69 October 24, 2019

Habeas Corpus Christi 

Legal proceedings regarding events or circumstances at southern clothing-optional beach resorts.

If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.

Habeas Corpus Christi by QuacksO February 16, 2021