corporate media 

1) What 90% of americans get their 'news' from

2) A sophisticated system of propaganda that pretends it's not

3) A handful of mega-corporations that protect their rich buddies

Fox News is the corporate media wing of the neo-conservative movement.

corporate media by nihilix October 3, 2003

corporate media 

TL;DR Version:

Every news outlet is owned by a billionaire or $100+ billion corporation.

Every news outlet ignored or underplayed the Epstein story--not a single "journalist" (see: *company*) asked why the feds didn't try to strike a deal with Maxwell for the client list.

We know the client list. Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and Alan "I kept My Underwear On" Dershowitz, Trump's attorney--none of them have been brought in for questioning.

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(NOT TLDR Version)

Bloomberg is owned by billionaire Bloomberg. MSN is owned by Gates. Murdoch owns Fox News/Wall Street Journal. The Allbritton fam owns Politico. Carlos Slim has the largest stake in the NYTimes. Sumner Redstone owned ViacomCBS. Bezos owns The Washington Post...

Disney owns ABC. Vanguard/Blackrock are the largest stakeholders of MSNBC. Turner controls CNN, along with 200 countries around the world.

Other countries work similarly. The biggest publication in Belgium is owned by billionaire Van Thillio family... etc.

Meanwhile, every news outlet is sponsored by Pfizer ads--notice zero news outlets asked why "the science changed" so many times.

Why are you considered a "conspiracy theorist" and compared with flat-earthers if you ask these questions?

If you have good answers to any of these questions, then it sounds like the Legacy Media is for you :)

(Why did ABC and CBS (legacy media outlets) both censor the Epstein story and even fire a staffer for leaking the story?

"Little Libby Libby knew that white people were the biggest threat to humanity because she heard it from the TV--but what the Corporate Media left out was that 5 corporations, all ran by a billionaire mafiia club, control all the news channels."

"Don't worry about the Epstein/Maxwell Client List; the Corporate Media *should* be talking about how Kanye West is mentally ill for wearing a t-shirt. And Tiger Woods having consensual sex with prostitutes receiving more attention than a cartel flying to an island for children? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

"While you were out watching 'The Bachelorette,' the MSM convinced everyone that the biggest problem in the world was race... little did they know that the MSM was entirely and absolutely owned by just a few billionaires who needed to distract humanity from 'classism' because then people would REALLY tweak out."

corporate media by Eyyyy Nephew Bernard! March 10, 2023

corporate media 

A term used by people (i.e., communists), who think that all corporations are evil, therefore news outlets which corporations own are untrustworthy. These people are usually so far to the left that they fail to notice that the mainstream media leans to the left. This is especially ironic, since it is this leftist, liberal bias which makes mainstream networks untrustworthy -- not its "corporate ownership."

"Amy Goodman likes to whine a lot about 'corporate media.'"

corporate media by Gahmuret October 15, 2006

Media/corporate appointed voice 

The voice of an entity that tries to speak for other people without anybody requesting to have a voice. Someone there to deprive everyone else of their own voice, but says they want to give everyone a voice by being their voice.

The girl wanted to be the voice of a neighborhood she wasn't even from, which was highly inflammatory to people who really were from there. They didn't feel like they needed a media/corporate appointed voice that wasn't their own.

Media/corporate appointed voice by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020