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The act of engaging in cornholing behavior. Like juvenile, penile, etc.
Jerry has been quite cornile this week. Fuckin Mo battered a half dozen browneyes by Tuesday.
Cornile by zoobreath November 25, 2010

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the upcumming 69th president of the slave union. he will bring back slavery and own 420 slaves. he is Juan dale dingle's cousin
our lord and savior fernsby fredrickson cornilei dankworthis richardson roboticisisim the 4th

and juan dale dingle's cousin

Cornpipe 

Unknown. Just sounds silly. Can be used with any sentence.
"Did you see that video on youtubes of that dood getting cornpiped?".

OR

"I could sure use a good cornpiping right about now".

ALSO

"I would cornpipe that"

AND

"My cornpipe needs to be cleaned, so I don't give anyone CPTDS" (CornPipe Transmitted Disease)

CAN'T FORGET THIS ONE

"Thank you for the wonderful cornpiping"

Cornpipe by That one indian guy.from December 13, 2007

cornpoled 

When you get cornholed by someone who took a big ass cob of corn and sqwoosed it onto their dick. It's no fun...I went to Nebraska one time and a bunch of rednecked motheruckers did it to my dog.
guy # 1: what the fuck is up with them crackers they cornpoled my dog? guy # 2: don't ask me, I guess they got nothin better to do.
cornpoled by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026