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Cornpipe 

Unknown. Just sounds silly. Can be used with any sentence.
"Did you see that video on youtubes of that dood getting cornpiped?".

OR

"I could sure use a good cornpiping right about now".

ALSO

"I would cornpipe that"

AND

"My cornpipe needs to be cleaned, so I don't give anyone CPTDS" (CornPipe Transmitted Disease)

CAN'T FORGET THIS ONE

"Thank you for the wonderful cornpiping"

Cornpipe by That one indian guy.from December 13, 2007
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cornpoped 

When you make up a story to show how tuff you were when you were in high school
Country89 cornpoped a story about how he beat up a tuba player in high school on a message board
cornpoped by corntuff September 19, 2019
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Indiana Corn Pipe 

When an Indiana boy takes pieces of corn and shoves them in his urethra in order to plug his cock with corn. He will then masturbate a few times so that his dick will swell up due to the amount of semen stuck in there. After a few good pumps, his dick will be huge, and he can lay a girl with an Indiana Corn Pipe.
Meg: How did it go with Brayden last night?
Jackie: Brayden shoved pieces of corn up his cock so it was huge after I gave him a few handjobs. He totally laid me with his massive Indiana Corn Pipe.
Indiana Corn Pipe by jtuglybear April 12, 2019

cornpile 

a metaphor for a steaming pile of shit. Also can be used to describe a person of the shitty persuasion.
1.If you’re going to drop a cornpile, then at least light a match.

2. (insert appropriate pronoun here) is such a cornpile for doing that to you.
cornpile by Pimentoloaf November 21, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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