cornfuzzed 

Being confused about a matter that even a country hick should understand

“Your t-shirt that displays support for the 56 genders only comes in men’s & women’s sizes.

I’m cornfuzzed!

cornfuzzed by anonymous July 11, 2021

confuzzled 

a word that is a combination between "confused" and "puzzled" that every middle school aged kid claims to have made up

Will you please explain that to me again? I'm confuzzled.

confuzzled by Lysithia September 7, 2011

confuzzled 

1. a combination of being confused and puzzled, not knowing what the fucking is goin on
2.every emotion known combined and not knowing which to act on

1. What the hell's going on? I'm confuzzled?
2. A male being humped by Bob may be confuzzled.

confuzzled by *~!KiTTiE!~* December 4, 2003

confuzzled 

To not understand what the shizzle nuggets is going on.

Herbert's test really got me confuzzled.

confuzzled by butternuggets69 January 7, 2016

Confuzled 

A point of confusion when a person is literally confused about everything in the situation.

Man, that test in science had me confuzled on every question!

Confuzled by FreeParking314 June 20, 2010

Cornfused 

A state of mind that occurs when a pushy boss generally referred to as a "cornhole" leans on subordinates with unreasonable expectations; nervous paranoia or fear of failure; loss of self-confidence.

That fucker has me cornfused... my stomach is churning, I feel like shitting my pants.

Cornfused by the Big Bugga January 27, 2010

Confuzzled 

A heightened state of bewilderment and puzzlement, usually caused by the individual in question not understanding the situation or conversation.

"Oh my GOD, this is so confuzzling"

Confuzzled by Kitty Raaaa May 11, 2004