corndon't 

Any corn dog you wish you hadn't eaten.

Wew, it's Wednesday and I finally recovered from that corndon't I ate Saturday at the state fair.

corndon't by secondorder May 10, 2023

Corndog Tit Dick 

A word used for anything and everything.

Damnit Bob, i just got a corndog tit dick in my tire.
Well you better get it out you corndog tit dick!

Corndog Tit Dick by Steven Flupperburg June 13, 2017

Corndog Theory 

Women only want your meat if you got the bread. (They only want to have sex if you have money)

Yo Justin I tested your corndog theory at the bar last night. Chick told me I was cute but wouldn't bang me cause I was broke.

Corndog Theory by Upstrucknigga May 18, 2019

Corndog Theorem

A minor angle is an angle measuring less than 180 degrees, and, under US law, a minor is someone under 18 years old. If you divide 180 by 10, you get 18, which is why it is called a minor angle.

I didn't fail the math test because I remembered the Corndog Theorem.

Corndog Theorem by Whiskey_Charlie January 23, 2026

SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE 

it is a pie made of suga the one ya mama gave ya honey and orange peach throw up corndog

this is a disgusting SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE by pizza is gooder December 10, 2018

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome 

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.

Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

The Corydon 

The Corydon is the ultimate expirience for any warm blooded male. It is a combination of the three most wonderful feelings in the world: eating, shitting and receiving a blow job. The Corydon begins with a blowjob while using the toilet. Be sure to eat a lot of fiber in the hours leading up to this event because you want the shit to be as pleasurable as possible. The girls eyes are fixed on you the entire time, but she cannot make eye contact because a plate with a steak is in the way. This is not some crappy steak you get at Applebees, this steak is tender yet firm and utterly delicious. While the "blumpkin" is in process you have a headphone in your ear playing big poppa by Notorious BIG (RIP), there is also a small french fellow playing the violin in the corner watching the majestic Corydon take place. There is also a TV in the room that is playing the scene from Shawshank Redemption where the guy is on his knees embracing the feeling of freedom and exhaustion on loop. When you finally let your love nectar explode into this young lady's mouth fireworks bring light to the sky. Afterwards you flush the toilet like a gentlemen and leave the bathroom to a room full of your family friends and childhood icons. Your face is then fixated in an expression full of satisfaction and accomplishment for roughly 3-6 weeks depending on the quality of the steak. The Corydon was named after the ingenious maverick-renegade who has officially changed the definition of true love and brought sexy back to the bathroom.

Note: You have to marry the woman who gives you The Corydon, Its the rules

Passerby: Why hello good sir, why such an expression on your face?
Love God: (Silence)
Passerby: By God, you must have completed The Corydon! You are a god among men and a true inspiration to us all.

The Corydon by MacLethal45 April 15, 2009