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Corn Doggin

Adj - Used to describe deceptive or dodgy behavior driven by guilt, anxiety, lack of confidence, and or how one perceives how they are being received.
Hey Jason, how did that job interview at Indentured Co. go yesterday?

“Oh, my car broke down on the way and I had to tow it back to my house for repairs, change my oil, and feed my cat so I couldn’t make it… It’s cool though, I’m going to call tomorrow and reschedule. “

Wtf… Quit corn doggin’ and call now!
Corn Doggin by Vox Dom November 23, 2021

Corn Doggin’ 

When a woman has ate corn prior to the act of anal sex. Then the male inserts his penis inside her anus.
Sally ate corn last night. The next morning Jerry had anal sex with her and he was corn corn doggin’!
Corn Doggin’ by Kowi Woof February 21, 2021

Corn Dogging 

The act of coming up behind your friend or Enemy, Grabbing their shoulders, and Ramming your knee right up into their butt.
Sean was being a punk so I Corn Dogged him.

corn dogging 

v. present participle:
a sexual activity in which gay males take turns ejaculating into the same man's rectum (cornhole), in effect covering their penises (dogs) in the semen (batter, deriv. of 'baby batter'), of fellow penetrators. The end result is penises getting battered with semen and baked in the heat of the man's rectum (oven), thus becoming corndogs (warm penises covered with another's semen), as opposed to simple dogs (uncooked penises without a semen glaze).
After hosting the corn dogging session he was two pounds heavier and his guests' penises dripped like melting candles.
corn dogging by sultunuvsuav December 16, 2008

Mini corn dogging 

To be mini corn dogging is to have a penis that is the size of a mini corn dog. Aka a tiny penis.
Guy 1: Did you hear that all these years Charlie has been mini corn dogging it?

Guy 2: Omg! I knew all those steroids would catch up to him!

corn dogging 

While having sex on the beach, you pull out while she's distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in
I corn dogged my prom date at the beach after-party and had to leave the state for two years.
corn dogging by eric March 29, 2005