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Clockwater

The name of a somewhat popular character in the online computer game Diablo 2 during the 3rd or 4th season on US East Closed Realm servers played by the current highest ranking hardcore player, XOsuicideOX, as an alternate. Nothing ever became of Clockwater, and soon after the players main character died he was never seen again.
Player1: Hey, man. Who was that barb just in here?
Player2: Oh, Clockwater?
Player1: Yeah.. he new?
Player2: I don't know, he could have other chars..
Player3: Clockwater is XOsuicideOX's char.. He's #1 on the ladder.
Clockwater by XOcomawhiteOX June 20, 2007
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corkwater 

-noun
1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water).
2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement.
3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces.
-verb (intransitive verb)
3. To defecate corkwaters.
1. Wendy knew she had a bad case of the corkwaters when she heard a loud splash followed by a continuous flow.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me.
3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater.
4. That man just corkwatered.
corkwater by klootius February 27, 2008

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004

clockgate 

A situation whereby someone makes fun of another person’s choice in home decorating for choosing to put up an oversized, basic bitch wall clock.
Omg. Did you hear? Sue pulled a clockgate by telling Karolina her clock is ugly.
clockgate by Weasel 77 November 7, 2020

cockaterian 

Someone who strictly eats penis.
Harry is a cockaterian.
cockaterian by my name is name January 28, 2010

cockeater 

That cockeater of a whore gives good head!
cockeater by worm September 19, 2003

clockwerk 

To insert both fists into another person's anus, and twist your right hand clockwise and your left hand counterclockwise. This is usually done between two men.
Tim gave Daryl a clockwerk a week ago, and his ass is still sore!
clockwerk by Tomfoolery23 June 24, 2009