copeage 

An Aberdeonian word for not coping with ones self / life/ wife/ job / whatever daily life throws at u.
This tends to happen after lots of drugs + alcohol, usually the day after but can be during (if u are lucky)

Copeage with wi my own special self isnt happening.
If someone is going to the shop can u please get me a big bag of copage.
Copage with u is nae happening.
Not experiencing copeage just now.

copeage by Kaz / Hasler / Christine / Luan August 6, 2007

coppage 

Sudden deterioration in athletic ability or competitive character, often triggered by age or injury.

With his slow start the fans feared their aging superstar was begining to coppage.

coppage by Buddy Grant July 23, 2004

Coneage 

The act of being obliterated and completly destroyed by a traffic cone

(Invented during a game of halo 3 when a traffic cone blasted by a grenade smaked a guys head off)

dude did you see that it was absolut coneage

Coneage by cob cob April 1, 2009

cokeage

When one is feeling downcast and requiring a cafeine injection. "Cokeage" verb "to coke".

"Fancy some Cokeage?"

cokeage by Tommo June 1, 2004

Copege

Used to show that you are coping with some incident by using the imaginary drug called Copium. Given by Twitch Chat.

Joe: What is Anime?
Weebs: *Copege*

Copege by the_theoretical_mess February 10, 2022

coppage 

amount of fondling that was achieved in a hook-up type situation, as in "cop a feel"

"That girl you talked to all night was slammin'! You get any coppage?"

coppage by tbonk January 20, 2004

coppage 

When the load bears down hard.

"I just missed my train"
"Coppage!"

coppage by Pennoire March 13, 2003