Tommo's definitions

shawat

1.a shawat is a cross between a shat {piece of shit} and twat. in other words a higly uniteligent shitty vagina.
2.Sarah!!!!

1. ooooooh you shawat
2.Sarah your such a shawat, you only care abuout yourself

by Tommo February 21, 2005

Firley

One who can't stand pikeys.

After the good villagers of Firle, Sussex, who achieved notoriety by burning a caravan containing effigies of gypsies during their 2003 firework show.

I don't think this'd be a good driveway to resurface, Pat. I can feel it in me bones there's a Firley livin' here, so there is, to be sure.

by Tommo February 18, 2004

cokeage

When one is feeling downcast and requiring a cafeine injection. "Cokeage" verb "to coke".

"Fancy some Cokeage?"

by Tommo June 1, 2004

GiBzGiRL

Possibly the best president ever known to earth:2025?
Leader of Exodus, the Earth:2025 clan
All write your opinions here :P

GiBzGiRL is my MOM!
GiBzGiRL is eXo's MOM!

by Tommo January 12, 2005

Borkit

Australian slang.

Someone who is the result of inbreeding.
An inbreed.

Shut up, you stupid borkit.

by Tommo October 17, 2004

ugly tree

The source where humdingers are made.

"Davro, has yer missus fallen out the ugly tree?"

by Tommo September 1, 2003

Re

Word commonly used by English people to voice digust / anguish at anothers' actions

"No Ben, you re!"

by Tommo August 4, 2003