cooter popper Share definition Flag One who pops that p*ssy. If you are a cooter popper. Your slamming girls cooter like no ones biz. Yo bro I heard he gets mad poon. He‘s a cooter popper. cooter popper by anonymous October 11, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the cooter popper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch