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coon job 

A person who's attitude towards life is that of a dirty minority.

Also, a person who is being a dickface.

Not to be confused with the sexual act of having sex with a moon cricket.
"Stop being a coon job"
"Hey, look at that coon job over there"
"You know what, i really wish you weren't such a coon job."
coon job by gangmemberjackson June 29, 2009
a coonjob is a spray on tan.
thats a pretty damn fly coonjob.
coonjob by coonster supremeo July 24, 2008
Besides being a racial slur for an African-American gentlemen, Coonjob can also describe a "nerdy" variant of a "bro." A "Coonjob" is typically a Caucasian male in his late teens/early twenties, taking an easy major at a low quality college (I.E. Business, psychology, etc.), allowing him enough free time to play several video games, which despite all the time spent, will never become pro at.
It is also worthy to note that besides his lackluster video gaming efforts, the "Coonjob" also happens to be a fan of illogical bouts of domestic abuse. Assuming the "Coonjob" is married in the first place, domestic abuse tends to occur once the "Coonjob" loses a match in his favorite video game.

See also: Xbox, WoW, and anal.
Kris is such a Coonjob!
coonjob by Skorznik March 17, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026